The Second
HMS Manchester Association
Aficionados of this website will be aware that all new joiners to the 2nd HMS Manchester Association benefit (!) from a "Personality paragraph" on the Latest News page of this site by way of introduction to our motley crew.  This is obviously detrimental to the wellbeing of our "old hands" and in the months ahead we will be redressing the balance and be highlighting the personal attributes of all our members.  So if the space below your name is blank, standby for a phone call, and remember...we never let the truth come between us and a good story!!
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Association Members
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Barny FOSTER

Steve FOUND
Joined 15th June 2008
82 - 85

Steve Found joined the Pusser in October 74 as a greenie and auxiliary counterpane consultant, and soon found himself a member of the famous Fountain Lake Air Defence Squadron - the exclusive role of the County Class GMD - which he enjoyed whilst on Glamorgan, Antrim and Norfolk before the Mighty Manch called for him in '82.  A First Commissioner (Aft 909 and RMO) he considers his most notable achievement during the Falklands deployment was to hang on to his rate while being beer bosun in the greenies mess.  He attributes this to good management, good fortune and a good set of duplicate fridge keys!  Interestingly, Steve's most memorable run ashore as a matelot was Shanghai... except when pressed for more detail he couldn't actually remember which ship he was on at the time!!! (anyone remembering Steve in Shanghai please contact the Association soonest!)  Leaving the Pusser in '96 in a superb cost saving redundancy initiative - having just cracked his Tiffy's course - he remains entranced by red green and yellow indicator lights and is now a Traffic Signals Engineer for West Sussex CC.  Steve heard about the Association from Martyn Banner. 

Alan "Connie" FRANCIS
(Sue)

Kev FREESTONE
Joined 31st October 2013 (291)

Mike GARMAN
Joined 29th March 2012 (264)

Archie GEDDES
Joined 20th March 2009 (192)
89 - 92

Archie Geddes joined the Grey Funnel Line in 1988 as a baby stoker, and in the time it takes to get a pair of ovvies that don't fit from Jack Dusty, he was on the Gulf-bound Mighty Manch!  In a career that is still going strong, Archie has assisted in the propulsion performances of Liverpool, Southampton, York, Grafton, St Albans and Illustrious and is currently standing by the cruiser-sized destroyer, Diamond in Glasgow.  However, with such competition it is pleasing to note that Archie rates D95 as his best ship!!  As for runs ashore, he nominates Penang and Singapore as the best, and as for the worst?- Jebel Ali takes some beating!  Twas in the United Arab Emirates that our hero fancied doing some sightseeing and duly hired a car for the purpose.  Unfortunately - and this is the sad part of the story - he failed to notice that the Arabs drive on the opposite side of the road to the UK!  As a consequence, at the very first roundabout he bumped into a Mercedes driven by a local who actually arrived at the scene of the accident with his head already sporting a bandage!!  (How lucky was that?!)  As a result of the RTA, Archie gained additional sightseeing experience in the local jail, and "first hand" knowledge of crapping without pan or paper!  However, the story does have a happy ending due to the intervention of the British Embassy.  Crash, sorry Archie, was excused the summary trial and execution bit and was returned safely to the Mighty Manch.  Norman Stanley Geddes heard about the 2nd HMS Manchester Association "in a roundabout way"!!

Andrew "Andy" GIBBINS
Joined 24th March 2019 (333)

Alasdair "Gilly" GILCHRIST
Joined 11th May 2008
(Sharon)
82 - 84

Alasdair "Gilly" Gilchrist was a killick golly onboard D95 between 1982 - 84, which was one of eight ships he served on during his undistinguished naval career (Falmouth, Galatea, Sheffield, Scylla, Hermione and two minor war vessels - Ark Royal and Illustrious, being the others).  Like all first commissioners, Gilly has his own first...he was the first matelot to be nicked by the old bill!  Evidently this travesty of justice took place in Pompey after Gilly had had a mega row with his pash.  Keen not to spend the night onboard with his shipmates Gilly thought long and hard for an ideal prezzy with which to make amends.  Settling for a giant teddy bear - the big softie - it was whilst travelling back to his pash's house on his bike - with teddy perched on the handlebars - that he had the misfortune to lose control of his cycle, and Gilly, teddy and pedals all went their separate ways...right in front of PC Plod who booked Gilly for being drunk in charge of his velocipede!  The story does have a happy ending, Gilly got case dismissed at the Old Bailey, teddy found a home, and his pash discovered the benefits of a cuddly golly over a cuddly teddy. (they are still together!).  Gilly retired from the Pusser in 2005 and Her Majesty called our hero round for tea and medals, before he embarked on a second career as a civil serpent.  Gilly heard about the Association from Taff Coombs. 

Lenny GOODWIN
Re-Joined 12th May 2015

Andy GREEN
(Kathy)

Andy "Griff" GRIFFIN

Lee GROSVENOR
Joined 12th March 2021 (354)

Jack GUNTRIP

Dave HADLEY
Joined 21 March 2016 (316)

Ian "Whisky" HAIGH
83 - 86

POMEM(L) / CMEM(L) - 83-86.  "Whisky" joined the "Mighty Manch" just in time for the Falklands trip and hopped off in Singers and is therefore only half a Global 86 vet!!  An engineer of the old school - Whisky likes to build things - his most famous creation was a large 7' tower constructed entirely of empty Cider tins - it was not recorded which toppled first - Whisky or the tower!!  As star of the only performance of the Bonzo Dog Tea Boat Band, he was rather surprised when selected for his buttons (he wasn't the only one!).  Whisky now lives in deepest darkest Dumbarton and he heard about the Association from Bungy Williams.

Joe "Wee Sack" HARPER
Joined 2nd March 2021 (348)

Glyn HARRIS
(Kim)
95 - 97

Glyn Harris joined the mob as a 16 year old WE faggot in 1976, and in a sleep enriched 29 year career, he served on Norfolk - the Fountain Lake guardship, Bristol, Starling - the Hong Kong Patrol Craft - and Fearless, before he ended up as the CWEM(O) on the fleet's finest (95-97)...which also tells you he had eight years shore time before his TX!  Much of Glyn's service career is shrouded in sleeprcy - on account he doesn't want folk to know how little he did - although we do know that Bristol was his best ship, and Freemantle wins the prize for best visit on account our hero had to spend a whole 15 days there in 1987 whilst on Starling, while the Aussie's hosted the America's Cup.  Evidently there is a limit to the amount of socialising you can do, and Glyn nearly reached it!  "Chats" also holds the distinction of being a former Mess president of the Senior Rates Mess on the oldest ship in the Fleet - HMS Victory - However rumours regarding him actually giving Admiral Nelson a call round are sadly unconfirmed.

Among his leisure pursuits - and there are many - Glyn is a massive fan of Wimbledon - that's AELTC not AFC - where he has often starred on TV - whilst on Centre Court, ushering the rich and the famous into their pews dressed smartly in his Nos Ones.  Indeed, after so much dedicated service he was somewhat miffed that the small hill behind the Centre Court was recently named after Henman and not Harris!!  On the few days he does work, Glyn is an Operations Manager for BAE in Pompey Dockyard and is proud to be a founder member of 2MA.







Tam HAY
Joined 10 February 2016  (314)

Dave "Scouse" HAYWARD
Joined 10th August 2007
(Sheila)
88 - 91
Dave "Scouse" Hayward joined the "Mighty Manch" in 88 as the Communications Yeoman.  A toffee-nosed Scouser through and through, our socialable and charitable hero was a member of Eddie Over's all conquering Rugby Team who also helped organise the charity cycle ride from Campbeltown to Manchester but excused himself the actual riding bit when he found out a) how far it was, b) how many hills were involved and c) it wasn't the peddling he was familiar with!!  Scouse also found time to stitch up his happy-go-lucky single run ashore oppo, Jed Stone, with his sister in law!!  Now retired from flag wagging, Scouse now flogs business machines for an internationally renowned company, (evidently it makes a change from hub caps!!). 

Andy HAZELDEN
Joined 17th May 2008
(Michelle)
88 - 90

Andy Hazelden was a young AB(M) on the Mighty Manch 88-90, one of two Type 42's he served on during his five years with Pusser UK Ltd.  As it happened our young missileman arrived onboard completely by accident... or should I say big accident as he was through drafted to D95 from the Southampton after the Scummers impromptu attempt to send a 240 strong boarding party onto the VLCC Torbay!... which resulted in a small amount of structural damage to Torbay...and a hoofing great hole in D90!  Andy's most memorable time onboard his pristine Type 42 was Singapore where he experienced a great "blow out" (his word, not mine) an interesting analogy considering his current employment - and many letters from his bank manager asking him to refrain from using up a whole cheque book per week!  Long retired from sailing the seven seas, Andy now runs a tyre fitting business - evidently he has always been into rubber - and lives in the home county renowned for noisy dogs...Barkshire!  Heard about the Association from Percy Purcell. 

Don HAZELDON
(Ann)
82 - 85 & 88 - 90

Don Hazeldon joined Pusser UK Ltd in 1966 as a baked beans bosun, and after a brief course at the RN Cookery School - aptly named HMS King Alfred - to learn the difference between salt and sugar, he was off on a pensionable career to test the digestive systems of matelots onboard Eagle, Fife, London and twice onboard the Mighty Manch - 82 - 85 and 88 - 90.  As for his best run ashore, Don gives another vote for Singapore (Xmas 89) whilst South Georgia (83/84) also impressed our culinary consultant.  Among Don's many claims to fame is the time he was nominated from a cast of one to bake a cake for HRH Princess Anne's birthday - evidently the cake was fine - but decorating it with a fistful of Pusser's one inch candles did not enhance his career or catering prospects!  (Evidently, Candles, Birthday cake, Princesses for the use of, were out of stock in Naval Stores!).

Outside since 91, Don is still in the scran game as a production manager for a Kent frozen food company and among his leisure pursuits he is a S/Lt in his local sea cadet unit.  Sir Don, as we like to call him, is also studying for a degree in Computer Science and he has now reached the advanced stage where he only frequently confuses the "Send" and "Delete" buttons...with devastating effect!  Indeed it is rumoured at PC World that Don struggles with computers like Gordon Ramsey struggles with profanity free speech!  It must be a cooking thing!  Don is a founder member of 2MA.











































Cooks mate Ann with Sir Don!
Colin FORTUNE
Joined 1st July 2008
82 - 85

Colin Fortune was the CWEM(O) on the Mighty Manch for the first commish, having maintained the cannons etc., onboard Hermes - where he admits to being a first class OD - Antrim, Insipid, Maidstone, the Gay Chi (HMS Chichester - it wasn't legal then!) Torquack and Phoebe to name but a few!!  Among Colin's claims to fame on the Mighty Manch was his vast collection of really corny jokes - worse than this website by all accounts - and talking of accounts - (he was the Armament Accountant) - he once famously had one more seadart on charge in his ledger than in the seadart magazine!! - oops where did that one go?!!  Long retired from Pusser UK Ltd - Colin lives in the West Country and is a Technical Services Officer at BRNC.  He is naturally very proud that one of his daughters - Miss Fortune - (sorry mate) is off to join a university.  He learned about the Association from browsing the web.