The Second
HMS Manchester Association
Aficionados of this website will be aware that all new joiners to the 2nd HMS Manchester Association benefit (!) from a "Personality paragraph" on the Latest News page of this site by way of introduction to our motley crew.  This is obviously detrimental to the wellbeing of our "old hands" and in the months ahead we will be redressing the balance and be highlighting the personal attributes of all our members.  So if the space below your name is blank, standby for a phone call, and remember...we never let the truth come between us and a good story!!
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Don HAZELDON
(Ann)
82 - 85 & 88 - 90

Don Hazeldon joined Pusser UK Ltd in 1966 as a baked beans bosun, and after a brief course at the RN Cookery School - aptly named HMS King Alfred - to learn the difference between salt and sugar, he was off on a pensionable career to test the digestive systems of matelots onboard Eagle, Fife, London and twice onboard the Mighty Manch - 82 - 85 and 88 - 90.  As for his best run ashore, Don gives another vote for Singapore (Xmas 89) whilst South Georgia (83/84) also impressed our culinary consultant.  Among Don's many claims to fame is the time he was nominated from a cast of one to bake a cake for HRH Princess Anne's birthday - evidently the cake was fine - but decorating it with a fistful of Pusser's one inch candles did not enhance his career or catering prospects!  (Evidently, Candles, Birthday cake, Princesses for the use of, were out of stock in Naval Stores!).


Outside since 91, Don is still in the scran game as a production manager for a Kent frozen food company and among his leisure pursuits he is a S/Lt in his local sea cadet unit.  Sir Don, as we like to call him, is also studying for a degree in Computer Science and he has now reached the advanced stage where he only frequently confuses the "Send" and "Delete" buttons...with devastating effect!  Indeed it is rumoured at PC World that Don struggles with computers like Gordon Ramsey struggles with profanity free speech!  It must be a cooking thing!  Don is a founder member of 2MA.


















Dave HEASMAN
Joined 8th April 2010 (217)
(Janet)
88 - 91

Dave Heasman joined the Pusser in 1988, not knowing for one moment that 75% of his naval career would be spent on just one ship!  The good news was the ship was the "Mighty Manch", whilst his career would last just four years.  As a consequence the figure 'one' features heavily in his nautical recollections.  Number of Ships? One.  Number of Deployments?  One.  Number of good dits?  One.  Number of times in the Rattle?....er, more than one!  Dave rates Singapore as his best run ashore which also featured a Jolly Boys outing to Penang.  Following his experiences as a temporary ocean going "nines and fines" consultant, under the tutelage of Archie Dickie, and still keen to mingle with the criminal fraternity in civvy street, it was only natural that Dave should join his local Constabulary in Norfolk.  Furthermore, informed sources do tell us his continuing career with the "Old Bill" has not been without incident!  Detailed to patrol a small country house called Sandringham - an establishment wholly owned and operated by Monarchs R Us - our hero was fascinated to discover a large letter 'H' painted slap bang in the middle of the carefully manicured oceans of grass.  Producing a magnifying glass as all good coppers do to investigate further, our hero somehow failed to notice a fast approaching large angry palm tree!  Unfortunately, said palm tree was being driven by one, who among his adquals on his SC has "Passed for King" recorded!  Moral of the story, if you want to get noticed, get noticed by people at the very top!  Meanwhile, Dave is continuing his search for the other missing 25 letters of the alphabet and would be delighted to hear from old shipmates who may be able to help!  Dave also learned about the 2nd HMS Manchester Association from another of Norfolk's finest, P.C. Slinger Woods.  How lucky the good denizens of Norfolk are to be guarded by matelots off the Manch!...which may also explain the current mass migration to Suffolk! 

Steve HENSHAW
Joined 23rd June 2007
(Kim)
82 - 85

In the Pusser for just a dog watch - well 7 years actually, Steve joined the "Mighty Manch" as a flag wagger for the first commish, which included a Falklands deployment.  An exponent of the art of semaphore signalling, his ability to wave his arms around erratically also earned him the position of ships goalkeeper...although rumour control and goals against suggests he would have been better off employed as a linesman!  With his Naval career now far behind him, when not relaxing in Beds, he works as an equity trader in the City, (still waving your arms around then!!)

Carl "Charlie" HENSMAN
Joined 10th February 2024 (371)

Alan HEYWOOD
Joined 29th September 2023 (368)

Paul "George" HILLAN
Joined 4th March 2021 (352)

Tim (Don) HILLER
(Caroline)

Ken HINCHCLIFFE
May 84 - Dec 86

Was a WEM(O) onboard from May 84 to Dec 86, which makes him another Global 86 vet and a decent one too!!  He didn't hang around to bore post deployment new joiners completely sh*tless with Global 86 dits!!!  Ken, who now resides in the Surrey stockbroker belt, failed miserably in his attempt to join the Diplomatic Corps in Dar-es-Salaam, whilst at the the same time securing his place in the ships' boxing team.

Abi HIRJI
Joined 29th July 2009 (206)
88 - 90

Abi Hirji joined Pusser (Air) UK Limited in 1970, and in a pensionable career he successfully metamorphosised from REM(A) to SMR during which time he cracked four sea drafts and shxtloads to Culdrose and Yeovilton!  Abi's first venture onto the grey and crinkly stuff was on the old fixed wing flat top Ark Royal, followed by Sheffield (1982) and Fife, before he won the jackpot with a draft to the Mighty Manch (88 - 90).  Very much a destroyer preferee - the fewer Wafoos onboard the better (couldn't agree more!) Abi's best run ashore was Singapore on D95 where it is rumoured that he learned from previous run ashore experiences.  Twas in Malta - with the Ark Royal anchored off - that our avionics artisan first rose to fame.  Having trapped and got all nighters ashore, he awoke in the morning to learn that the ship was sailing in minutes few!!  Arriving breathless on the jetty to get a good stern view of the last ship's company liberty boat, our hero then surreptitiously managed to cadge a ride on a late "officers only" craft, which included the added bonus of a free salute from the QM when he sauntered up the gangway, and the admiration of many for being a Wafoo up so early in the day!!  Meanwhile, on D95 Abi is fondly remembered for his selfless site surveys for possible public conveniences in Gibraltar for run ashore returning matelots, which drew much critical acclaim - unfortunately from the Gibbo Fuzz!  Outside since 93 - his last draft was working with the Real Air Force some where in East Anglia - Abi now works for his local Fire and Rescue Service.  Abi learned about the 2nd HMS Manchester Association from Slim Richards, Aircraft recognition from I-Spy - and most importantly, how not to bang your head in the Quasi Shack from Ian Poulter! 

Mark "Ginge" HISCUTT
Joined 4th June 2007
(Melanie)
82 - 83 

Ginge Hiscutt was an AB(M) who joined the ship in Barrow having just survived the sinking of HMS Sheffield.  Like all first commishioners, his "firsts" include the first swimmer of the watch drills in the river at Barrow and he also won the first beard growing competition onboard.  Now clean shaven - wife's directive - he left the Mighty Manch after the 83 Falklands trip.  Ginge now works for BP - the company who transported him home from his first trip to the Falklands (British Esk).  (He is also the first former Reggy to join the Association!). 

Mark HOUGHTON
Joined 15 May 2013 (285)

Mick HOWES
Joined 19th March 2024 (377)

George HUBBARD
Late 80's

George was a staunch member of the white mafia, a PO plate layer and pillow fluffer.  A man of many talents, among George's many claims to fame was the time he grippoed in Mombers when in deepest darkest Africa for a little R+R.  Keen to impress his host with all his deep sea experience whilst lolling around on host's floating gin-palace, George's first trick was to genuinely demonstrate the art of spewing up over the side without messing up the paintwork!!  A very genuine social hand grenade - amongst his run ashore oppo's was BTC!!  George left the mob in 97 and has since emigrated to...Scotland!!  George also has a starring role on the website of another ship - HMS Yarmouth.

Bob HUBBLE  
88 - 90     

Bob was the most under employed man onboard on account he was the helo pilot and the aircraft was invariably AOG!  Undeterred, our hero assumed the role of Fleet TV critic and could invariably be found in the "Bunhouse" dressed in his goon suit watching hours and hours of CCTV, multi repeats included.  Such was his prowess at this new pastime, his favourite seat - which he rarely vacated - was known to his oppo's as the Hubble Space Telly Scope!!!  Bob, who now flies for a world famous airline known locally as BA (Bob's Airline!), heard about the Association from Al Denham.

Adrian "Jabba" HUTT
Joined 19th March 2024 (376)

Mark ILES
Joined 10th February 2012 (260)





Cooks mate Ann with Sir Don!